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ONLY if you are into haveing fun!
Age 58 From Rapid City, South Dakota - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
NOT lookin for ANY DRAMA OR COMMITMENTS...so if thats what you're lookin for,keep looking....Love doesnt exist,so why "fake it"!lol Im just out to have "friends" and have a good time....and lifes too short not to laugh and make fun of EVERYTHING (ESPECIALLY THESE DAYS!)hahahaha Smoke/Drug/Disease/BedBug Free and would like to remain that way.....so if you have Cooties,dont want them EITHER!hahaha I respect other people and know how to treat a woman like a queen(opening doors,pleaseing her every desire) Married/engaged/taken/etc works out best...because I dont want a commitment,but will be everything that he cant/wont be/do. Lets go have some fun before we die! :-)
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
Truckdriver
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Photography, Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Theater, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Ideal 1st date would be getting laid!lol Isnt that what we're BOTH here for?hahahaha But I suppose Dinner/Movie/shower together... THEN SEX!!!lol Maybe a cruz in the hills on the Motorcycle for lunch and no matter what we do,MUST HAVE FUN!!!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I've ALWAYS wanted to try to be serious when I probably SHOULD be....but my mind twists everything up to make it HILARIOUS!hahahaha
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
Make as many people laugh or smile and have a good time....well other than wake up still breathing in the Morning!lol
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Electronic, Pop, New age, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Comic, Computers, Humor, Satire, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Wakeing up is ALWAYS Fun!!!hahaha

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I look for a person who Loves to laugh... and giving and recieveing head!hahaha Basically a person who likes to laugh and have sex....WITHOUT MAKEING BABIES!hahaha
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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